Pretty Tumblr Themes

cursethegoldfish:

When people take your sarcasm seriouslyimage

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

clrafting:

when you see someones wing wang on omegle 

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mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

nickstudmuffin:

Living The Dream : Hello Hollywood

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

thefandomsaremysanctuary:

SHE LOOKS SO PLEASED LIKE “FUCK YEAH THEY GOT PUDDING”